What a morning

It's 10:30 am. We've been up for 3 hours now.
With in that three hour span I've

-Found Anth in his crib covered in diarrhea
-Gave Anth a bath
-Soothed a screaming boy after putting on a diaper. (not sure what set him off about that one) It took 1/2 hour to calm him down.
-Called Advice nurse
-Got the crib sheets and toys in the crib all into the wash
-Cleaned up after dog getting into the diaper trash
-Kicked the dog out
-Vacuumed and disinfected carpet
-Tried to coax Anth to drink pedialyte
-Fed some yogurt breakfast to Anth
-Got a front row show to poltergeist vomiting, in the dining room and kitchen
-Cleaned up Anth and all his vomit while he happily played in the kitchen naked
-Talked to the advice nurse again
-Stood in my vomit covered clothes wishing that I could wake up and have my day start over again in a better way.
-Was able to take a shower when hubby who was running his errands was called home by me in my frantic "I'm about to lose it" tone

Anth is napping now.

whew!